20 Corny/Cheesy Pick up Lines in Everyday Use

By Debdatta

Monday, February 2, 2015, 10:58 [IST]

Everyday all of you use cheesy pick up lines to your friends, colleagues, girlfriend or boyfriend. But do you really feel those lines as cheesy? Sometimes such lines raise your annoyance, you may feel disgusted, but if you take light heartedly, then these lines arise nothing but laugh and fun.

Without knowing everyday you use such lines. But sometimes, people deliberately use this to mock or just add pun to their conversation. You can try on the girl you want to take to a date. If she has enough humour to understand then OK, but if not, then it would be irritating to her. While conversing with colleagues, you can use one or two, but never with the boss. The cheese from your bread can be vanished then! But always remember that don’t use these lines to make fun or insult someone. Actually, these lines basically are funny, but if you hurt someone that is entirely your fault.

Now, let’s have a look on some cheesy lines that you use every day. You will be surprised to know that and also can laugh on yourself for a while and who doesn't know that laughter is the best medicine? So, laugh out loud-

1. Introducing You

"People call me Mike". Do trees and ghosts also call you by other name? It's really funny.

2. Flirting With A Woman

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for living?" now such a line can flatter a woman, and also can put you in danger if the lady doesn't has the right humour.

3. Dry Fruits Can Do Magic

Surprised? Try this one to the girl you want to take to a date, "Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

4. Computer Geek

"hey my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?" now such a line is overflowing of cheese. Irritating and obviously self-invitation will also be rejected.

5. Go Cheesy On Girlfriends

"Can I your get your picture to prove all my friends that angels really do exists?" If you want tell her then go on but also laugh with her if she bursts out laughing after listening this.

6. Showing Off

"You know what? Your eyes are same colour as my new car". This is kind of showing off. Better if she had any interest to your car. If not, try something better.

7. Use Pun

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable". If the person whom you have said this understands the pun, very well.

8. Hot Love

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot." Now that's a bit naughty for your haughty.

9. Try This

"Do you know what's on the menu?' Me' n ‘u'. If you are asked the question, don't take time to answer this.

10. Breaking Up

"Hey I just realised this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend". If a girl says you this or anything like this, it's a clear declaration of breaking up.

11. Regaining Consciousness

If you have lost your consciousness that's really not good. But what you say after that? "Where am I? Who am I?" That's really funny. Don't get angry if someone smiles.