'Sue Age', Enema Bottomley Wood' The Real Names That Sound Like A Joke!

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A number of funniest names have been complied in a list collected from the British records of births, marriages and deaths dating back centuries, with Tim Spanton picking out some of the best.

Following are some of the names that have been taken from Potty, Fartwell & Knob, compiled by Russell Ash, Headline 6.99 pounds

'Sue Age', the first name on the list that was eye catching, which belonged to a lady born in Glasgow, 1849. The records even mentioned a person named 'Enema Bottomley Wood', reports the Sun.

After the two came names that worked up a person's imagination, names like 'Seymour Bust', 'Effing Dick', 'Golden Balls', 'Pleasant Titty', 'Anice Bottom', 'Iva Longbottom', and 'Sexey Butt'.

Some leaned more towards the holy side with names like 'Pete Sake', 'Pearly Gates', 'Alice May Fall', and 'Lettice Spray'.

There were also names like 'Low Fat', 'Colly Flower', 'Maud Stale Bun', 'Basil Leaf', and 'Iris Tew'.

Other names on the list were 'Kenneth McShagger', 'Willie Stretch', 'Mad Looney', 'Constant Pain', 'Minnie Bar', 'Kitty Litter', and 'Dick Handler'.