Are marriages really made in Heaven?

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Marriages are made in heaven?? Who says so?!? Whoever said that must have been drinking and he ought to be shot in the head for doing so!

Well, I wish I knew. I think I'd gladly serve the sentence of life imprisonment for it too. Why? Personally, I think marriages are made in hell. Does Satan have anything to do with it? Not that we are aware of it yet. We have always known that a man and woman join in holy sanctimony. Things might change and so will perspectives. Until Galileo the church used to think that the earth is flat and that sun orbited around the earth.

What's the big deal about marriage anyway? I personally support live-in relationships. At least when you walk out of this kind of a relationship you won't be called a divorcee. It'll just change your status from engaged to available and in both cases you are still single. What's more, you can have many relationships simultaneously. On one weekend you could spend your time with one while you can keep the next weekend open for somebody else.

Marriages... well marriages on the other hand can be quite the contrary. Either you live with the person the rest of your life even though you cannot tolerate the sight of each other or you just go ahead and get yourself divorced after long legal procedures (trust me, they don't come easy). Well whatever you have to say about it, this is my point of view and I think I am entitled to it.

What's with this whole arranged marriage thing anyway? You get married to a complete stranger and you are to live the rest of your life trying to discover your partner- I wonder if they even get beyond a certain point with it.

I support a live-in relationship to all this. In fact, a live-in relationship can prove to be helpful for people who think they are in love and are planning to get married to check their compatibility. Marriages, on the other hand, can be an experience of hell on earth. One doesn't need to die to go to hell. Marriage can be a kill joy ride (I wonder if we can call it that) through hell. All I have to say is this. Go for a live-in relationship. It's not easy t o live with a new person so give it a try. When you think you can tolerate each other enough to get married then you should go ahead and marry each other before you change your mind.