10 Things Indians Say After Getting Drunk

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It seems Indian men and alcohol have a gehra rishta (deep relationship). They go way back to the movie 'Devdas' [1955] where the main protagonist perishes of alcohol after he loses his childhood sweetheart to another guy in a tragic twist of fate.

The drunk quotes from such movies are gems. Even though we aren't sure if that is what made alcohol synonymous with heartbreak, but it is evident that it did serve as an inspiration to many. And not to forget that parties for men always means booze!

From Amitabh Bachchan's character in 'Amar Akbar Antony' to the Sharukh Khan-starrer 'Devdas', we have had some amazing quotes which they blabbered in their drunken state. Some are funny, while others make the eyes teary.

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Indian men are bred on movies, so they don't miss a chance to quote a movie dialogue, narrate a tragic story with explicit details or just end up singing a song. The brotherhood revels in alcohol and stories from the past.

While nobody admits to actually being drunk, but apparently the things they say suggest otherwise. Since the limits vary from individual to individual, the points are in no particular order. Read on and find out if you do this. Enjoy!

Gaana Chalne De! [Please don't stop the music!]

There is something about emotional songs that makes the macho Indian male cry like a baby. They tend to swear that memories of a past relationship is true to each and every syllable from the song. Just one of those things you say when you are drunk.

Yaar Mujhe Chadti Kyu Nahi Hai?

Maybe you were born resistant to it! No? We didn't think so either. This drunk quote holds cult status. Every drunk guy at least once in his lifetime has to utter these words. The sad part is that you might actually be quite sober but your buddies are too drunk to take notice.

Meri Baat Sun!

Indians love giving advice and in their drunken state, they are no different. You may even say that the advising tendency grows several notches! Indian men turn their funny drunk quotes into life lessons. You don't believe us, do you? Wait till it happens to you.

Duniya Badi Kamini Cheez Hai

Life experiences are accentuated further during a drunken state. Indian men end up speaking about the truths of life and other funny quotes on life when they are drunk. Credit should be given to his buddies who are equally drunk and are listening attentively.

Ladkiyon Pe Kabhi Bharosa Mat Karna

Another gem of a thing you probably say when you are drunk is "Never trust girls". Perhaps from your lifelong experience with girls, we are guessing! But this topic is quite a rage amongst guys.

Yaadein...

Flashbacks are bound to happen when Indian men drink. They giggle, cry, beg, even sing songs about their previous relationships. Once this starts, you will listen to how his girlfriend was a witch from hell and how he was or is a avatar of god himself. Expect him to make a phone call as well, professing his love all over again!

Do Peg Lagate Hain, Uske Baad Khana Khaate Hain

Well, but this never happens! After two pegs, everyone is so high on alcohol that they forget food. The food remains where it is and Indian men just gulp alcohol like it's juice! This is just one of those awesome drunk quotes.

Tu Bhai Hai Apna

When Indian men are too high, they forge new bonds. They hug and kiss their new found brother, making promises of forever. One of the illogical things you say when you are drunk but it feels so logical at that moment.

Cigarette chod di, bas daru ke saath phoonkta hoon

Indian men claim that they never smoke, except when they are drinking! Makes no sense right? But it makes perfect sense to them. Drunk quotes never seemed so funny before!

Daaru bandh, bandh matlab bandh

This mostly happens after men puke their guts out. Indian men swear on whomsoever that they will never touch another drop of alcohol. You are absolutely high right now and it's just another one of those things you say. Next week you'll still be at the same pub drowning yourself in alcohol all over again. It's a circle you see!